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75 Detroit Lions Fantasy Football Team Names for the 2025-26 Season

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By Brandon Justice
May 29, 2025 12:02am
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Best Detrpot Lions fantasy football team names

Looking for the perfect Lions fantasy team name for the new season? I'm a local Lions fan with nearly 30 years of experience ing the team, so their recent success has me more excited for sports betting and fantasy than any other year. 

Since the team has several star players and I play in so many leagues, I polled the biggest fans I know and built this list of Detroit Lions fantasy team names.👇

75+ Lions Fantasy Football Team Names

The Detroit Lions are firmly in championship contention with the fifth-shortest odds in the NFL to win Super Bowl 60. 

With so many stars on the field, it was easy to come up with nearly 100 different ideas for your team.👇

  1. Kneecap Biters
  2. Free JaMo!
  3. One Pride, Two Tears
  4. Goff Me Bro!
  5. Hutched Up, Buffed Up
  6. MCDC Meatheads
  7. What Up, Doe?
  8. Catcus Jack Fox 
  9. No Kicker Necessary
  10. Honolulu Blues
  11. Motor City Kitties
  12. 4th Down Clowns
  13. NOT The Same Old Lions
  14. Built Ford Tough
  15. You're Gonna Hear Me Roar
  16. No Bark, All Grit
  17. Restore the Roar
  18. Cardiac Cats
  19. The Lions Kings
  20. 8 Mile Style
  21. 1 PM in Detroit
  22. Heart of Detroit
  23. Don't Be Hatin
  24. The Goff Father
  25. Ja-red Goff
  26. I Went To Jared
  27. Shake It Goff
  28. Goff My Lawn
  29. Let's Go Goffing
  30. Goff 3:16
  31. Goff Syrup
  32. Dan Campbell's Nuts
  33. For All The Goffs
  34. Amon A Boat
  35. Amon Ra Doggin
  36. Amon-Ra Re Everything
  37. Amon a Mission
  38. Amon Your Mom
  39. Livin' Amon-Ra Prayer
  40. Starsky & Hutch
  41. The Hutch Touch
  42. Hutch, Please
  43. Hutch's Mom Has Got It Going On
  44. Hutch's Sacks
  45. Hometown Heroes (for home league champions)
  46. LaPorta Potties
  47. Livin La-vida-Porta
  48. LaPort-nite
  49. The Tight Ends Department
  50. LaPorta Johns
  51. Sam I Am
  52. LaPorta House
  53. LaPorta Patrol
  54. Jameson & Coke
  55. WaymoTron Williams
  56. 'Mo Jaymo, 'Mo Problems
  57. Parlay JayMo
  58. The Sun God & His JameSON
  59. The David Montgomery Brawl
  60. David QUADgomery
  61. David Beat Goliath
  62. Stuard's Super Sundays
  63. Monty's Pythons
  64. Million Dollar Penei
  65. A Penei for Your Thoughts
  66. Sewell Me Once
  67. I Penei The Fool!
  68. Okudah's Matata
  69. Kneecap Hunters
  70. Kicker? I Barely Know Her
  71. I Hate Kickers
  72. Campbell's Kneecap Soup
  73. "Say It Like You Want To Say It!"
  74. Gritty Grinders
  75. Grit City Gladiators

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Top 5 Lions Fantasy Team Names

These are my five favorite Lions fantasy team names for 2025:

  1. The Goff Father: To most Detroit fans, Goff is THE Godfather. 
  2. The Lions Kings: Fans of the Lions have been waiting a long time for them to be kings of the NFC North. 
  3. Sewell Me Once: It's not easy to get past Penei Sewell.
  4. Amon A Boat: Amon-Ra is also on the field. 
  5. Hutch, Please: Aidan Hutchinson wastes no time going after the opposing team's quarterback. 

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Brandon Justice
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Brandon Justice is a Writer, Commercial Editor, and Fact Checker for BetMichigan.com. He also writes about the Michigan Wolverines & Detroit Lions, two teams he spent seven years covering professionally. Additionally, the Metro Detroit, Michigan native has covered numerous sports betting perspectives, including everything from analysis & daily picks to reviews & guides.

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